Think of the life of a random cat or dog and write about that.
freedom! hop hop hop around the floor
walk? my human asks
tap tap tap paws on the sidewalk
grass? where's grass? i pee in grass!
Yeah basically that's what I imagine the life of a puppy would be like. Perpetually confused but insanely happy about it. Every day is a new day, a new challenge, a new thing to chew on or rip apart. It's new because puppies have no object permanence.
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