What did the wall say to the other wall? Meet ya at the corner! Hahaha.

I guess I have to make a joke poem. So that's cool. I hate writing poems and I hate writing jokes EVEN MORE.

Big Zero is a boastful guy
Always strutting around, offering to help pick things up or open jars
Big Zero once blocked up traffic trying to help an old lady across the street
The old lady didn't need to cross the road, she was trying to get to her car.

Big Zero laughs at everyone's jokes, loudly and for a hair too long
He thinks that helps boosts people's self-esteem
Big Zero once broke a woman's arm trying to keep her from falling on the ice
She'd rather he just left her fall, a butt bruise is less expensive than a broken arm.

Big Zero tells everyone he played football, baseball and soccer in college
But whenever someone asks him to be on their team, he always has something to do
Big Zero was supposed to help his neighbors move but suddenly came down with a "flu"
Neighbor lady yells outside his door, "THANKS FOR NOTHING, ZERO."