Write a list of questions you have for someone you would like to interview, real or fictional.

Good morning, Jesus. Let's get right to it.

• What have you been up to for the last 2000 years?
• Is your dad still judgemental or has time mellowed him out? (Don't tell him I asked you that.)
• Does it piss you off when people justify their own bigotry in your name?
• If Judas was standing in front of you right now, what would you say to him?
• Looking back on it, were we (us mortals) worth dying for?
• Did you watch Beyoncé's Coachella performance? If so, what'd you think?
• What's stopping your dad from wiping the Earth clean and starting brand new?
• What's your greatest achievement?
• How do you feel about humans now after observing us for so long?
• Do you blame the patriarchy on the story of Eve tempting Adam?
• Are men trash? Do you consider yourself a man?
• Did you ever get married? Do you ever want to?
• Considering the entire body of work (print, TV, film), DC or Marvel?
• Does it annoy you that so many people consider your race to be important?
• Who is your favorite human being, dead or alive?
• Are humans doing any better than we were when you were last here?
• Have you listened to Yeezus?
• Did you lose a bit of yourself when you came back to life that one time?
• What is the true meaning of life?