Write a list of questions you have for someone you would like to interview, real or fictional.

Good morning, Jesus. Let's get right to it.

What have you been up to for the last 2000 years?
Is your dad still judgemental or has time mellowed him out? (Don't tell him I asked you that.)
Does it piss you off when people justify their own bigotry in your name?
If Judas was standing in front of you right now, what would you say to him?
Looking back on it, were we (us mortals) worth dying for?
Did you watch Beyoncé's Coachella performance? If so, what'd you think?
What's stopping your dad from wiping the Earth clean and starting brand new?
What's your greatest achievement?
How do you feel about humans now after observing us for so long?
Do you blame the patriarchy on the story of Eve tempting Adam?
Are men trash? Do you consider yourself a man?
Did you ever get married? Do you ever want to?
Considering the entire body of work (print, TV, film), DC or Marvel?
Does it annoy you that so many people consider your race to be important?
Who is your favorite human being, dead or alive?
Are humans doing any better than we were when you were last here?
Have you listened to Yeezus?
Did you lose a bit of yourself when you came back to life that one time?
What is the true meaning of life?