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Day 18: Cleaning

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Hey, even writers and creative artists have to do housework sometimes. Write about doing laundry, dishes, and other cleaning activities.

Anyone who knows me knows that I am NOT a domestic person. I hate cleaning. I hate it. I. Hate. It. 

And frankly, I hate this creative prompt. Why the hell should I write about cleaning of all things?

Let me take you through a boring ass day of cleaning. 

I have to wash my gym clothes every other week because I run out of socks super fast. And our stupid dryer has a bolt loose or something so it SCREECHES every time we run it. I keep meaning to request maintenance but I forget!

I put the dishes in the dishwasher! Exciting stuff! 

Next up, I wipe down the counters! But it doesn't matter because they'll get dirty again in an hour!

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